Theraphy for free!

HELLO YOUNGSTERS!
I'VE GOT A GREAT DEAL FOR YA!

FROM NOW ON ALL THERAPHY SESSIONS WILL BE FOR FREE!
YES, YOU'VE HEARD IT RIGHT!
FREE!

ORDER QUICK BEFORE MY WIFE KARBONKEL GET MAD!
It was her idea to make my sessions for free.
She said I'll never get customers on the normal way.
I wonder why.

HOWEVER YOUNGSTERS, ORDER NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Now I have to take a poop.